Is There a Full Moon?

Now, I agree the place should be clean, but it is Friday nite and my sweeper is out of order!  This wench has her nose all turned up and saying, "The lobby is disgusting, you need to sweep!"  I told her, " I would but you're riding it!"  Lord, I ask you to help me hold my tongue! 

How do you come into anywhere and really have no idea what you want to purchase?  If I could add up all the minutes used by folks inquiring and making decisions once they are up to the payment window, with a line out the door, I'd be totally rich!  Folks take a look at the selection, look at the prices that are below the merchandise on the flourescent circles and make your decision prior to getting to the window!  SMH!

And another thing, please use a little shhhhhh! shhhh! when buying your happy grass from the local street pharmacist!  It so isn't cute to engage in an argument about the quality of the product if front of everyone!  I can't believe folks sometimes and then to demand a refund?  That's the one thing that's non-refundable, rite? 

Now, I know I tell y'all this is the LIQ, but some folks have it twisted......customer asking for a half pint of ox-tails!  We don't carry that!  Got mad and everything.....girl you don't know what an ox-tail is?  Look, what I know is when you walk into the store you immediately know what it's not......no restaurant here, buddy!  SMH!

Kanye is Many Things.....

Guy just came in the LIQ and insisted that I show him Kanye West!  Kanye West?  To my knowledge, Kanye is still (though arrogant) a celebrity NOT a drink!  He was asking for cognac....hmmmm!  Cognac...Kanye, I totally get where he could've been confused!  WTH?  See what I mean about the 'hood renaming stuff?

Don't Even Try It!

Didn't your mother tell you?  Just because it comes in your size does not mean you rush to the nearest retail store and purchase it!  It's just wrong and not cute!

You Too Can Prevent Forest Fires!

I know it's a short one, but I couldn't resist!  Who remembers Smokey the Bear?  If you're a guy and you look like him.....why bother asking someone out or for their number......or anything?  I'm just sayin'!  Hold on to that image for a minute!  LOL!

She Takes Pride in Her Work!

One of my regular ticket-scratchers takes so much pride in her work.....she can't wait for us to open so she can begin her dumpster dive!  She goes through all of the discarded scratches!  Then she dashes out of the store like she's stealing!  Lady, they are in the trash!  We don't want them anymore! 

Really?

I am feeling really dismal right now!  I cannot believe in 2010 on a Sunday that the block huggers are out in a friggin' rainstorm pushing their product and the addicts are smoking their product right on the street and in the LIQ!  Seriously, I turn my back for 2 seconds and here this guy is in the corner pulling on the pipe like it's a cigarette!  I threw him out and he wants to sell me a boombox!  No, I don't want your boombox, but I do want you to get a life and get better!  Here's to feelin' really frustrated with both the pusher and the addicted!  SMH!

Shame on McDonald's

Folks IDK about you, but it seems that Mickey D's has screwed it up for folks in the retail business!  They seem to think it's OK to simply point at pictures, grunt, jump up-and-down or whatever to keep from asking for whatever they want!  I'm from the world of communication.....what planet are they from?  I wonder!