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Many of you have been faithfully following the Chronicles on my Facebook page and I thank you! However, now you can get the uncensored thoughts and happenings as well as some of my off-color comments that may or may not sit well with the mainstream! So, if you are easily offended the LIQ Chronicles Blog is not for you! For those of you who are brave enough, welcome!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Remy Martin

"Can you show me the small Remy Martin?"..... "It's $18...." "$18 for that?" I thought that was like $12 or something like that".......Where was she getting the Remy? North Carolina?

A & J

Give me that bottle with the A & J on it....yeah, that one rite there! Khris looks at me because the guy wanted Paul Masson! C'mon everybody, it's showtime! LOL!

Window Shopper!

Window Shoppers are not allowed! 50 was definitely on to something! Only, it doesn't apply to the LIQ!

Ghetto Liquor

"You know, where I'm from...the Ghetto Liquor is mad cheap. You know the Hennessy and all that, it's the wine dat be costing! This stuff is crazy man. I shoulda bought it from home.".......SMH! Folk!

Pet Bows!

They really make some satiny bows for dogs and cats and should not be worn by Ghetto Chicks, you know Shanequana and dem!  It's satiny coral.....not CUTE!

Infamous Beggar Breaks Down!

The infamous beggar....AKA, $ Lady had break down in front of the LIQ this a.m.!  She cussed each and every dealer out, "Y'all wanna use my apartment as a hotel and sleep over, but y'all can't help me out with a $1!"  I ask you honest, hard-working taxpayers.....why would you pay for this woman to have a nice 1-bedroom apartment for her to be a beggar and rent out her space? SMH! 

Mount Chablis!

I am a firm believer of not drinking something you cannot say or pronounce!  We had a customer come in and ask for Mount Chablis!  What he meant was Carlo Rossi!  SMH!