How To Really Make A Mojito

How To Really Make A Mojito

Guess Who's Back?

It has been forever! Same old thing at the LIQ! Folks are truly bugging since it got warm! What's with the footless hosiery masking as leggings? And is it really that serious to play Lotto in your PJ's? IDK....

The Chickens Have Come Home to Roost

Springtime = warm weather, less clothes (usually tight) and weird hair-dos!  Being in the ghetto, as we are, you would be surprised at what we see that apparently they don't....due to lack of mirrors or friends that would tell them the truth!  Take a look-see.......

NYPD in the HOUSE

Would you believe that NYPD has finally made it to the scene?  A day late and  a dollar short!  Asking me if I knew they were selling drugs in the store and out front!  IDK about you, but I didn't see or say a thing!  Let's just say with our tax dollars and all of the technology, they should be able to figure it out without me being a vigilante! Talking about we need to check IDs, buddy y'all are soooooo late! That's why they can't stand us now!  We are on top of our game, now you get on top of yours! WOW! 

Is There a Full Moon?

Now, I agree the place should be clean, but it is Friday nite and my sweeper is out of order!  This wench has her nose all turned up and saying, "The lobby is disgusting, you need to sweep!"  I told her, " I would but you're riding it!"  Lord, I ask you to help me hold my tongue! 

How do you come into anywhere and really have no idea what you want to purchase?  If I could add up all the minutes used by folks inquiring and making decisions once they are up to the payment window, with a line out the door, I'd be totally rich!  Folks take a look at the selection, look at the prices that are below the merchandise on the flourescent circles and make your decision prior to getting to the window!  SMH!

And another thing, please use a little shhhhhh! shhhh! when buying your happy grass from the local street pharmacist!  It so isn't cute to engage in an argument about the quality of the product if front of everyone!  I can't believe folks sometimes and then to demand a refund?  That's the one thing that's non-refundable, rite? 

Now, I know I tell y'all this is the LIQ, but some folks have it twisted......customer asking for a half pint of ox-tails!  We don't carry that!  Got mad and everything.....girl you don't know what an ox-tail is?  Look, what I know is when you walk into the store you immediately know what it's not......no restaurant here, buddy!  SMH!

Kanye is Many Things.....

Guy just came in the LIQ and insisted that I show him Kanye West!  Kanye West?  To my knowledge, Kanye is still (though arrogant) a celebrity NOT a drink!  He was asking for cognac....hmmmm!  Cognac...Kanye, I totally get where he could've been confused!  WTH?  See what I mean about the 'hood renaming stuff?

Don't Even Try It!

Didn't your mother tell you?  Just because it comes in your size does not mean you rush to the nearest retail store and purchase it!  It's just wrong and not cute!