Saturday, July 31, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
"Shooter Etiquette"
* No Sipping! Take it all!
* Purchase a round of shots all at once! Cheapskates not allowed!
* Always be the person to buy the first round! Folks will remember that, maybe?
* Always tip the first round! (Cuz if you don't you will spend too much later!)
* Return all the glasses to the same area when finished!
* Stacking is appreciated by many bartenders, unless u turn them over!
****from the Little Black Book of Shots
* Purchase a round of shots all at once! Cheapskates not allowed!
* Always be the person to buy the first round! Folks will remember that, maybe?
* Always tip the first round! (Cuz if you don't you will spend too much later!)
* Return all the glasses to the same area when finished!
* Stacking is appreciated by many bartenders, unless u turn them over!
****from the Little Black Book of Shots
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Sir Paul McCartney Slums in Ft.Greene
Excuse me miss, I need a Paul McCartney. WITW? Miss, he's a singer, not a liquor. You got him right there. Where? (I'm trying to get this priceless autograph!) Right where? Behind u, we're looking.......we finally cracked the code & found out Sir Paul McCartney has been camouflaged as a pint of Bacardi Light! Lord, people, people, people.....
National Tequila Day 2010 - Betcha Didn't Know
1) Tequila is only produced in a designated area that includes the Mexican states of Jalisco, Guanajuanto, Michoacan, Nayarit & Tamaulipas in the central part of the country.
2) Tequila became North America's first commercially produced alcohol.
3) Tequila is named after a small town of Tequila in Jalisco, Mexico.
4) There are 5 categories of blue agave: joven, blanco, reposado, anejo and extra anejo.
5) To appreciate the flavor, you should drive tequila at room temperature.
6) The person who harvests the agave plant is called a jimador.
2) Tequila became North America's first commercially produced alcohol.
3) Tequila is named after a small town of Tequila in Jalisco, Mexico.
4) There are 5 categories of blue agave: joven, blanco, reposado, anejo and extra anejo.
5) To appreciate the flavor, you should drive tequila at room temperature.
6) The person who harvests the agave plant is called a jimador.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
I'm Callin' BCW!
True story! Woman walks very nicely dressed....come down here! I go to the end window...she says, I gotta stay here cuz my baby's in the car! She gets The Look! I need some liquor for a party! One time I left my baby in the car in Staten Island & they arrested me! I asked, how old is the baby? 7 months! WTH? I refused the sale cuz y'all know she ain't rite & hasn't learned her lesson!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
You Ain't Up on Dis!
OK, who remembers Vanderbilt perfume? I didn't remember the name but I knew the scent....Jamaican man passes me $ and the scent hit me! I said what's that scent! Grinning, he says "Chu dun know what da good stuff iz." Sir, you're absolutely rite, but I know I wore that as a girl and it's FOR WOMEN!
Blue NUVO
Sometimes the customer is NOT right! This nut was in here asking for some BLUE Nuvo! Everybody knows Nuvo is pink, except for Foolio! Turns out he was actually looking for Alize BLUE! Big difference!
Paranoid?
TIP: if you have to mute your celly or whisper your order, The LIQ is not the place for u!
Citibank AMEX
Uhmmmm, when did Citibank start issuing American Express cards? Especially, when the entire card looks like a photocopy! I was born on a day, just not yesterday! Miss you u don't know what u're talking about! Baby, I may not know many things but if it's connected to shopping.....I know it! Have a nice day but your card won't be used here!
Friday, July 16, 2010
SPANX Needed Here!
The Weather Girls are in the house! It's one thing to be plus-sized & confident and another thing to know when to stay in your lane. Size does matter sometimes! SMDH! You don't wanna know what I just saw somewhere between Chaka Khan & Aretha Franklin.......
It's Gettin' Hot in Here!
Real talk & not a lie! Lady walked into The LIQ, "Man, it's hot!" Never mind she had on a wool sweater & jeans! Uhm, Dr.KamalaUzzell & Soror Tracyavon, isn't that a mental health issue? I mean, when you wear seasonally inappropriate attire? Damn! New meaning to "it's gettin' hot in here...."!
Come On Down!
OK class all together now........"The $21.99 bottle of Grey Goose is?" "21.99?" Gosh, how did you guys get so smart! It really stumped me!
The LIQ Psychic Hotline
Miss, I'm psychic! I hit the 4 digit twice last week for $20k+& $10k this week! I know when the #s coming......aight, could u please give me the numbers to Mega Million so I don't have to idiots like u EVER again? Told y'all it's too hot for this mess!
What chu talkin' bout Willis?
Question: If the door is open, I'm sweatin' and the dog is passed out, does it appear we have A/C? It's too friggin' hot for ignorant questions!
Careless Whisper!
HINT: I am behind 6" of plexiglass, roasting like a pig with an apple in my mouth at the luau, if u whisper your order u WILL get the face!
Peebles
Looking at the monitor walking into The LIQ, mami I look good, rite? Uhm, the Peebles look only works if a.) you're petite, b.) you're cute or c.) it's Halloween; needless to say none of the above applied! SMH!
Monday, July 12, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Wine
http://www.examiner.com/x-5719-NY-Wine-Shopping-Examiner~y2010m6d23-Greek-wines-embraced-by-NYC-and-its-wine-stores#
Smirnoff New Summer Flavors!
http://www.examiner.com/x-13174-Vodka-Examiner~y2010m6d30-Smirnoff-introduces-new-flavors-for-summer-forever#
Monday, July 5, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
Your $ No Good Here!
10. Annoying Drunks
9. Elderly folk (yeah I said it!)
8. Vocally challenged folk(if u gotta press your neck 2 speak & get mad when we don't understand you, that's a problem!)
7. Litterbugs (throwing trash on the floor instead of the trashcan!)
6. Weedheads (been sleeping all day & come in here crankier than me!)
5. Folks that work in a fish market (make a shower pitstop first please!)
4. Folks with boomboxes demanding I turn our music down!)
3. Extreme multitaskers, trying to purchase from both LOTTO & liquor lines @ same time! (u get made when others get in front of u, stay your ass in one line!)
2. Indecisive ballers! (U want to argue about the price, but your chain hangin' low and u talkin' on your Boost Mobile fone!)
FINALLY.......
1. All the fake "clean" addicts bragging about how much clean time u have, but you're buying a pint of Wild Irish Rose! Stay the hell out of The LIQ!
9. Elderly folk (yeah I said it!)
8. Vocally challenged folk(if u gotta press your neck 2 speak & get mad when we don't understand you, that's a problem!)
7. Litterbugs (throwing trash on the floor instead of the trashcan!)
6. Weedheads (been sleeping all day & come in here crankier than me!)
5. Folks that work in a fish market (make a shower pitstop first please!)
4. Folks with boomboxes demanding I turn our music down!)
3. Extreme multitaskers, trying to purchase from both LOTTO & liquor lines @ same time! (u get made when others get in front of u, stay your ass in one line!)
2. Indecisive ballers! (U want to argue about the price, but your chain hangin' low and u talkin' on your Boost Mobile fone!)
FINALLY.......
1. All the fake "clean" addicts bragging about how much clean time u have, but you're buying a pint of Wild Irish Rose! Stay the hell out of The LIQ!
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