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Many of you have been faithfully following the Chronicles on my Facebook page and I thank you! However, now you can get the uncensored thoughts and happenings as well as some of my off-color comments that may or may not sit well with the mainstream! So, if you are easily offended the LIQ Chronicles Blog is not for you! For those of you who are brave enough, welcome!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Your $ No Good Here!

10. Annoying Drunks
9. Elderly folk (yeah I said it!)
8. Vocally challenged folk(if u gotta press your neck 2 speak & get mad when we don't understand you, that's a problem!)
7. Litterbugs (throwing trash on the floor instead of the trashcan!)
6. Weedheads (been sleeping all day & come in here crankier than me!)
5. Folks that work in a fish market (make a shower pitstop first please!)
4. Folks with boomboxes demanding I turn our music down!)
3. Extreme multitaskers, trying to purchase from both LOTTO & liquor lines @ same time! (u get made when others get in front of u, stay your ass in one line!)
2. Indecisive ballers! (U want to argue about the price, but your chain hangin' low and u talkin' on your Boost Mobile fone!)
FINALLY.......
1. All the fake "clean" addicts bragging about how much clean time u have, but you're buying a pint of Wild Irish Rose! Stay the hell out of The LIQ!

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