Dr. Phil!

A man is upset because he spent his last dollar on a scratch ticket and lost his money! Now he can't eat and he says he has to go have sex with this ugly woman! WTH? I did not ask for this! He goes on to say that he always gets stuck with the ugly ones.  He tells me she's really, really ugly!  He says to me and the other man in the lobby to please give him some money so he doesn't have to go sleep with the enemy!  Now, y'all what's next? TMI!  These folks have taken things a little too far!