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Friday, March 12, 2010

It Is What It is?

Well, another weekend in the 'hood!  Ain't nothing changed but the day on the calendar.....check it.  How bad is your breathe if I can smell it through 6 inches of plexiglass?  I mean, is it difficult to practice good oral hygiene and you're playing $20 in numbers?  You could have skipped the $1 and a dream for one day and brushed and flossed!  I know you guys have noticed this is a common complaint from me!  It's serious! 

Another thing, we know your ass is broke if you gotta take your money out (all of it) and count it in the LIQ!  We don't care how much loot you have!  Your best bet in this 'hood is to tuck all that "other people's dough" back into your low-rider jeans and keep it movin'!  SMH!  That is so 5th grade! Doesn't he look like a police report gettin' ready to happen?



I guess this is for my men.....is there ever a time when there's too many breasts?  I mean, I've seen my share of the the worst case scenarios here at the LIQ.....take a look on the right and left and let me know if that's still OK?




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