Sunday's Are Still A Trip!

Remember the drunk jogger that jogged in to buy a bottle of Smirnoff to finish her jog?  Well, she returned saying she didn't know there was a liquor store this close to the park she jogs in!  Hmmmm, anyway she bought 2 bottles of wine today and continued her jog! 

Then, enters stage left.....the stroke victim that can barely speak and wants to purchase the 2 airplane bottles of Smirnoff, but is spitting all over himself!  He shouldn't be drinking, right?  SMH! You should have seen the smile on his face when he got them!  PAR-TAY! 




Finally, a drunk man has lost his damn mind!  He told my son to get off his lazy ass and get his bottle of Johnnie Walker Black!  Now you know that did not go over well with me!  I threw his money back through the window and told him to have a nice day!  Take your business elsewhere!  I'm ready to go now!